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    Scrappy
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    Old cowboy

    Post  Scrappy on Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:28 pm

    > An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he
    > sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
    >
    > She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
    >
    > He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
    > going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
    > calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
    > my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
    >
    > She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
    > soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
    > think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
    > about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'
    >
    > The two sat sipping in silence.
    >
    > A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
    > and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
    >
    > He replied, 'Hell, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
    > lesbian.'
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    Re: Old cowboy

    Post  Scrappy on Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:29 pm

    If he was a real cowboy he'd have shagged her r's in the jon.

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